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Make me choose between ___________ or __________.

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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basedgosh:

"am i horny or am i just trying to capitalize on this time to masturbate" a question i should ask myself more often

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

rosaparking:

i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

basedgosh:

you ever notice that you look fine as hell but youre in a hurry so you take like 40 selfies at once for you to sort through later