Make me choose between ___________ or __________.
"am i horny or am i just trying to capitalize on this time to masturbate" a question i should ask myself more often
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
i was so drunk and harry potter was on tv and i was mastrbating and dobby died and i was crying as i masturbated it was a disaster
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
you ever notice that you look fine as hell but youre in a hurry so you take like 40 selfies at once for you to sort through later