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laughbitches:

Happy 420!!!

laughbitches:

Happy 420!!!

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

sluttyoliveoil:

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

kushandwizdom:

The good vibe

rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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clamjob:

*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*

clamjob:

*ride by lana del rey plays in distance*