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mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

memehumor:

Do You Even Snaughle?http://memehumor.tumblr.com

memehumor:

Do You Even Snaughle?
http://memehumor.tumblr.com

Cosmo sex tip #285

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

rneerkat:

below knee

rneerkat:

below knee

unconstructivesilliness:

I asked my friends on Facebook to fill in the blanks: “Draw me a _____ riding a ______”.This is a grilled cheese sandwich riding a space dolphin.

unconstructivesilliness:

I asked my friends on Facebook to fill in the blanks:

“Draw me a _____ riding a ______”.

This is a grilled cheese sandwich riding a space dolphin.