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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

no:

goldenturdtwopointoh:

cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares

damn btch get laid

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

theunitedchurchofshrek:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"