cool it comes with a free refill
cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares
damn btch get laid
there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it
reblog if your url represents who you really areDo you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"